What a week. I need the weekend here and I need it here yesterday. Sorry for the late-ish post but yesterday was absolutely crazy. I hope that my Bitter Lawyer post held you over until today. A couple of quick notes for your calendar. On Friday May 18, the Dayton Bar Associaiton Young Lawyer Division [...]
One Small Step for America, Two Giant Leaps Backwards
As always, feel free to check out my Bitter Lawyer post from earlier this week. (Read Here). As usual, it’s an array of the stupid criminals and lawsuits in the nation. It’s been a big week for the U.S. of A. Nothing starts a week better than the old super spy bombing threat last second [...]
Who’s Bad?
Sorry for the late blog this week. Always feel free to get your fix over at Bitter Lawyer (read Monday’s post here). I have been trying to figure out how to retire like Scrooge McDuck. Scientist have calculated that in order to do the Scrooge McDuck’s money swim you need approximately $31.2 billion dollars. This [...]
I’m Back… Just Like Tupac
A little late on the post this week. Nonetheless, don’t forget to check out my weekly post on Bitter Lawyer (read here). I was worried about posting on this website because for some reason the Internet has been relatively calm this week. Other than Tupac “performing” at Coachella. I say “performing” cause he is obviously [...]
Easter Hangover
I hope that everyone had a lovely holiday weekend. If you haven’t yet, feel free to head over to Bitter Lawyer to read my Monday morning post. Hopefully it helped get you through your Monday. At least you still had your job today unlike Joshua Lee Bolling. Bolling, 24, was fired after apparently filling his [...]
Welcome Back!
We’re back! After a writing hiatus, I have actually found some time in my schedule to write some prose. I have been regularly writing at Bitter Lawyer (read Monday’s Post here) and will begin writing regularly again for all of my fantastic readers. Thus, without further adieu, let me drop some legal knowledge on you [...]
March Madness
First of all, I should apologize for the lack of posting recently. However, my wonderful sister was married this past weekend so the past week has been devoting to making sure everything was perfect for her. Actually scratch that, the past 27 years has been devoted to that but whatever. I’m not salty. In all [...]
Love Stinks (Legally Speaking).
First, a word of thanks. Yesterday I wrote my Bitter Lawyer post (read here) as I usually do on Mondays. I was unable to post it onto this website yesterday because there were some issues. Anyways, I wanted to take a moment to thank all of you who sent me various messages (text, Facebook, etc.) [...]
Smashin’ Mondays Like They Are Cars
While not a lawyerly tip… If you drive a Toyota Corolla to the Red Neck Yacht Club’s Swamp Cabbage Weekend, there is about a 70% chance your car will get demolished in a spontaneous monster truck rally. A 16-year-old girl found this out the hard way when she attended the Florida’s largest mud party this [...]
Lent and the Law
Happy Lent!! Hopefully for lent you are not giving up reading various Internet blogs (particularly this one and Bitter Lawyer). Nonetheless, today is a day in which you should count your blessings. This year I was going to give up making fun of dumb criminals, but then I would have nothing to write about and [...]



